Look at My Frog Now!!!

Thank God for my Indian friends. They have helped me to face life again. I hinted at a tragedy in my last post and this is it:

Look at my frog now!!!
And how, you ask, did this come about. And the answer is, I don't know for certain, but it happened shortly after someone, someone next door, bought one of these:

 For Heaven's sake!!! He was tearing up and down the lane in it like an idiot, wearing a hat like this:

What a nincompoop! What does think he's going to do in it? Pick up dolly birds?
And what's this really all about?!

It wouldn't be more clear if he wore sandwich-board with "Stand Clear, Mid-Life Crisis in Progress!!" painted on it!!

And while he's mincing about in his silly little sports car, trying to impress the widows of the parish, amphibians are dying!

What a selfish, selfish idiot you are, Cedric!!!

I Have Friends in India!!

As you may have noticed I have not kept up this blog. That's because of a terrible tragedy, of which more later, including recrimination and apportioning of blame!


It left me down in the dumps for months. Nothing could console me. I was inconsolable! But isn't it always the case, that when you're at your lowest ebb one little act of kindness can change everything!


And this message from my new friends (in India!) was all it took to put a spring in my step and convince me to return to world of public affairs. I have returned to the blogglesphere and am more determined than ever to expose evil and wrongdoing in all their manifestations, particularly with regard to careless driving and amphibian abuse.

So thank you Dupont Hydro Industries for rescuing me from the slough of despond into which I had fallen, though not with any of your wonderful hydraulic lifting equipment, except perhaps figuratively!!!