Expressionist Compost Bin Triumph!

When I built my own compost bin Cedric said it was an abomination. He said it wasn't even straight!

Well what does he know! Its design was influenced by the German Expressionist films of Weine and Wegener. How could he not see this, the idiot!!






Then he said it wouldn't work because there was nowhere to get the compost out. Well he was right there. But now I've planted courgettes in it!!

Who's laughing now, Cedric! You idiot!!

I Have a Trolley Jack!

In the boot of my car!

I don't have to use one of those flexible, pressed steel, wind up affairs that the manufacturers supply - the ones that sink into the mud if you use them on soft ground. No. My trolley jack works anywhere.

And don't think I haven't got a handle. It's in a compartment!

It's been in the boot of several cars, as well. You see, I've had it twenty years. That means that even if you have a trolley jack in the boot of your car - I invented it!!

Look at My Frog!

It's better than yours!!